‘A person who stirs up trouble or kindles a revolt’

That being said, I have never denied this. You always kinda know. But tonight after a night of drinking and carrying on I accomplished two things.

1) Convinced a guy to buy a strap on and fuck himself

2) Got a newspaper reporter to admit that the local paper that he works for has ‘firebranded’ me.

Yeah.

All my dreams are coming true. Maybe I should buy a Powerball ticket.